--Goth--
Do you wear black eyeliner? yes... I own stock... I also use glitter eyeliner - sometimes at the same time for that *sparkle* look...
How much black clothing do you own? ~ everything from sock and undies to corsets and skirts and boots... big ones... do boots count?
Do you think about death often? YES! She is awesome!!!
Do you want to die? UNDEAD UNDEAD UNDEAD....
Are you a social outcast? I'm not really into his music... no...
Are you pale? Transparent as I want to be ~ and I like pale people!
Do you cut? Paper!
Do you like Hot Topic? I bought my Labyrinth shirts there!

Does that mean I'm a goth?! cool!

--Skater Punk--
Can you skateboard? only when I want to fall on my ass...
How often do you go into Vans? My dad owns one for the other house - we go paint and clean inbetween tenants... so once every six or so months
What's your sneaker brand? Converse!
Do you do stupid stuff with your friends? as much as possible...
Are the long skater cuts? ...huh?
How much do you get in trouble? A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares. ~Elbert Hubbard
Do you listen to the bands who are considered "posers"? I listen to what is being played...
How many piercings do you have? Two, one in each ear. BUT I DO WANT MORE!

Is this going somewhere?
--Prep--
How often do you say the word "like"? like there are stars in the sky...
Do you shop at Abercrombie and Fitch? I can't afford it!
Are the A&F models hot? what's a&f? wait... does this pertain to the last question?
How many purses do you own? I own backpacks with wings and lunchbox tins... do they count as purses?
Is lip gloss a must? LIP VENOM!!!
How often do you wear makeup? ...*hummmm*... whenever...
Ever had a manicure? never actually...
Rock music is bad, right? I wanna rock and roll all night... and party all of the... time?
Are you ever ditzy? Who me?
Do you own high heels? ...so far three to six inch stacked black rubber...
Have you ever said "Oh my gosh"? More like oh my goth...
Are you a cheerleader? ...no but I want one of those little skirts

...now what?

--Hippie--
Is your hair long? I just had a stem-cell transplant, they give you MAD chemo - so I have rather short hair at the moment...
Are you a vegetarian? WHAT?! AND GIVE UP RARE STEAK... HELL NO!
Do you own a tye dye shirt? no
Do you want peace? always...
Do you want to save the animals? mine...
What do you think about the war? ...ab.so.lut.ly NOTHING!
Have you ever made a peace sign with your two fingers? YUP! Japanese girlie girl style!

I also like to run around barefoot if I don't have my pink converse on or my HUGE black boots...
--Gangsta--
HELP ME~!!!!!
Are you from the ghetto? nope the yuppie north side of Chicago...
Do you own "bling bling"? Interjections - show excitement or emotion! I love School House ROCK!
What do you think about do-rags? *ew*
Do you like rap? *lol* you do know the 'c' in crap is silent... thank you *John*
How about hip-hop? There's a difference?
Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world? He's the guy living with Elvis?
What do you think about afros? Is that short for something?
Have you ever said 'fo shizzle'? NO!... but I guess I should *eh*?
How about 'oh, snap son'? Once... in the 80's...

Goths and gansta shouldn't be connected in any way shape or form... granted ~ I've never met one and when Manson did that ~ Bizzare Love Triangle video I liked that.... it was kinda crappy style.... right??

--Frat--
Is life a party? party on Wayne - party on Garth...
How often do you get drunk? Once...
What's the point of getting drunk anyway? you can make out with anyone and blame it on the liquor!
Do you care about your grades? yes
Do you need an attitude adjustment? ...*shrug*
How far have you been? Around? the World? Spain, Germany... that type of thing?
How far have you GONE? crazy?
What is a frat?

--Emo--
How often do you cry? happy tears!
Do you have an ex? *LMAO*
Do you have an acoustic guitar? yes
Are you emotional? *shrug*
Do you like soft music? celtic style?
Do people understand you? When they want to... I guess...
Do you write your own songs? nope!

I want to be emo! (I can whine doesn't that count?)

--Jock--
Do you play any sports? I used too...
How important are they to you? OMGOODNESS *John* and I got free tickets to a home game for USF and we burned them to CRISPY CRITTER!!! It was so fun!!!
How important is your reputation? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!
Do you pick on the geeky kids? I am one... mostly... geeks are hot...
What do you think about football? ... soccer?! LEGS!!!
Are you considered a bully by anyone? I did beat up a guy who was teasing my brother once...

Me no likie jocks...
--Geek--
Do you wear glasses? metallic pink ones...
Do you get good grades? I did when I cared...
Are you smart? I've been called a smart ass...
Do you use an inhaler? nope (thank you lord, amen...)
Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets? pens... in my mouth...
Does your mom buy your clothes? I didn't have a job for two years so yes...
How often are you on the computer? whenever I can... *twitch*
Do you get picked on? not anymore... since I beat up that one kid who botherd' my bro...

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