Things to look out for when buying a hearse

Reanimated corpses hiding under passenger side seat:
Be sure to lift all the seat cushions and check for the undead. A zombie is generally a bad thing to have in your car, and being that they are indestructible they are near impossible to get rid of once you have them. Also because they are dead, they smell awful, worse than hippies. If upon receiving your car you find it has a drooling unholy creature from hell in it, check with your local parts store for Zombie spray. Also, some insurance plans cover damage caused by drooling unholy creatures from hell, check on your insurance cards for the abbreviation D.U.C.H. to see if your policy covers them.