Sleepwalkers, currently five…something or other ($) at Walmart, is maybe one of the hokeyest Steven King movies ever. Let’s face it all Steven King movies are pretty damn hokey. This does not mean I love them any less, it just means DAMN! I’m watching this, I’m lauphing…(I have an inkling that I’m suppose to be scared.) Granted I’m watching in daylight while typing on my computer. So this mother – shoots a little handgun of some kind and I’m suppose to believe an entire ‘cop car’ is going to explode. When I watch movies I suspend my disbelief. I could be watching Godzilla – and I will believe a enormous female creature laid a gazillion eggs in Madison Square Garden – AND of all the people that will rescue us Jean Reno is going to team up with Mathew Broderick to save the world.

Yah… right…

Or that a bunch of kids from Kissimmee, Florida are going to take on killer plastic bags? AND WIN? A Pokemon? A Beanie Baby? And I will believe that these boys plus a handy dandy female lead are suppose to defeat a guy they baked into a cake – that one of them had EATTEN!
(And yet it real life I had to save myself from him *burmp bum ching!*)
OF COURSE I’LL FUCKING BELIEVE IT! That’s why I love movies so much! They are fantastic – I want to believe every single one with all my heart and soul!!! Every movie I’ve ever watched!
…this could be why Labyrinth is my favorite movie…*evil grin*

Exceptions: Dumb and Dumber… I’ll never get that time back… *sigh*… I haven’t even bothered to watch BaseketBall or crap like that. War movies: Believe in war? I’d join the fucking marines. (The sad thing is that the war movies I have seen really aren’t that bad, some I even… liked!) Sports films: unless they about hockey, I pray for hockey players every day…*yum*

Usually anything remotely independent I adore. I have a few favorite directors that I look out for, even if the film is crap I’ll love and nurture it, a few actors, actresses. (Like Angelina Jolie… it’s borderline unhealthy! I’d love to be Lara Craft for Mega-Con next year… I got the boobs. I just need the waistline *which I’m working on!* and a really good bra…) Fuck! I just realized I need the hair… okay so I’ll do Fifth Element – Watch out Milla Jovovich! God I love her hair in that movie!!! I think my hair should be that long by then.

Hey – after being a shut in for over a year – and sick most of your life, you’d go a little crazy too!

I just love movies.